If facebook made a real home...

“Facebook Home” is a phrase that is flying around more than ever before thanks to the company’s announcement of its new Android services last week.

The initiative would about "putting people first", said CEO Mark Zuckerberg.

But what would it be like if Facebook put property first and made a real Facebook Home? With windows and everything?

Wonder no more: Snaggy and Nitrozac over at The Joy of Tech have the answer.

Their cartoon cross-section of a Facebook property includes everything the modern social media resident needs, from QR codes on the roof leased to advertisers to open blinds so all the neighbours can see your private stuff - unless you find the closing mechanism that is hidden in the basement.

For the more eclectic social networkers, the kitchen comes with a built-in Instagram camera for posting pictures of all meals - and a crawlspace to store all the comment trolls.

Most important of all, the front steps are installed backwards “so that it is almost impossible to leave”.

As for the dying squirrel in front yard? Click here to understand why that limited offer is included with the home.

What do you think? Is there anything else you would expect to find in a Facebook Home? A Like Switch on the wall so all your friends can give your new property a thumbs-up? A speaker system that announces your relationship status every hour?